If you are having a rough day and need a second to laugh a little, please go to the following website: http://notalwaysright.com/
You will laugh. Allow me to preview a couple of my favorites:
Customer in an ice cream shop: “What’s in the Chocolate Caramel Cashew?”
Me: “There’s really no way for me to answer that without sounding like a smarta**.”
Customer: “Why? What’s in it?”
Me: “It’s chocolate ice cream … with caramel … and cashews."
Or
Me: “Internet helpdesk, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I can’t connect to the internet.”
Me: “How long has it been since you last connected?”
Customer: “I was connected until a few minutes ago.”
Me: “Have you changed anything in your network?”
Customer: “Well, I was downloading some movies over the net, but the download got too slow. I called a friend of mine and he told me that some movies could’ve gotten stuck in the cable. So I cut the cable to see if I could yank it out of there. I didn’t find anything, so I taped the cable back together. Now, can you get it back to work?”
Me: *grimace*
How do people like this really exist in the world? I'm so glad I'm smart enough.
By the way, yesterday I went to President Thomas S. Monson's office, the first counselor in the First Presidency of my church. I thought no one was there, but when I opened the door wider, I saw President Monson sitting at his desk with his two secretaries. He looked at me, then raised his arms out and said, "Bring money! Bring food!" I looked at him shocked and held up some papers and said, "I just have an article for you. I'm going to leave it here," while placing it on the closest desk to the door.
You may laugh now.